*disclaimer: i didn't made the list, i got it from the mail & they have a point so i publish it. kudos to the author.
1. That sometimes it doesn't really matter how a guy
looks, it's the
vibes that matters.
2. That most of the time, girls can't remember how a
guy really looks
like, just maybe his voice...or his eyes...or his
smile.
3. That if you can make a girl laugh, you are "IN".
Girls would rather
spend their time laughing and talking to an ugly guy
than bear with a
non-interesting, pea-brained, humorless Baldwin.
4. That guys and girls can be just FRIENDS and not
necessarily MORE
than that. Sometimes guys are perceived only as
friends and unwelcome
lovers. (the asexual species)
5. That it's not entirely easy for girls to reject
guys.
6. And that it's not the guy's fault when he's
rejected.
7. That when a when a girl says "NO"; by golly, she
MEANS it!
8. That girls don't really appreciate being called
"babe" "chiobu" or
"chickababes" or "chicks" in their presence.
9. That it's not the girl's fault if she's not
automatically perfect -
meaning, so what if she's horizontally- challenged?
10. That it's a fact of life that guys mature three
years behind
girls.
11. That most of the time, girls appreciate it when
guys act like
gentlemen - like the opening-of-the-car-doors kind
of thing.
(which affirms my Damsel-in-Distress theory)
12. That certain girls are acutely aware when guys
are teasing each
other about certain girls (especially when those
'certain girls' are
right there).
13. That when guys act like gays (as in joke
around), girls get chills
down their spines even if it's all fake.
14. That the smell of sweat and Polo Sport isn't
exactly considered
"SEXY".
15. That it's really impolite to stare at girls no
matter how sexy or
skinny the girl is (hey, you don't see girls openly
staring at guys!
There is such a word as SUBTLE!)
16. That it doesn't take 2 minutes for a girl to
look beautiful- it
takes a much longer period of time. (Admit it, it's
worth the wait?)
17. That when girls act really bitchy, it's just one
of those
days...like a specific period of time in a month.
18. That when girls don't say anything when they're
with guys, it
doesn't mean that they don't know anything... or
don't LISTEN.
19. That when guys talk, girls listen; and when
girls talk, they expect
the same amount of interest and attention.
20. That if a guy can turn off their emotions like
faucets, well...girls
CAN'T!
21. That when guys say they'll call, they'd better!
(Ugh, still
waiting...)
22. That tardiness doesn't exactly make a good
impression on girls.
23. That it's impossible for girls to go to the
ladies' room alone; they
have to go in little groups. (Now, don't ask why
...they just have to.)
LITTLE CHIT-CHAT HEHEHE....
24. That smoking is tolerable, but continuous smoke
being blown in your
face isn't.
25. That they dig their own graves when they make
insensitive
remarks about girls.
26. That when guys act like complete 'assholes',
girls almost
always end up forgiving them (it's what you call
'compassion' But
forgiveness isn't easy you know, you have to go
through that "down on
bended knees" things.)
27. That maybe it's about time guys write something
about the
things they wish gals knew...
if only guys knew..
1. That sometimes it doesn't really matter how a guy
looks, it's the
vibes that matters.
2. That most of the time, girls can't remember how a
guy really looks
like, just maybe his voice...or his eyes...or his
smile.
3. That if you can make a girl laugh, you are "IN".
Girls would rather
spend their time laughing and talking to an ugly guy
than bear with a
non-interesting, pea-brained, humorless Baldwin.
4. That guys and girls can be just FRIENDS and not
necessarily MORE
than that. Sometimes guys are perceived only as
friends and unwelcome
lovers. (the asexual species)
5. That it's not entirely easy for girls to reject
guys.
6. And that it's not the guy's fault when he's
rejected.
7. That when a when a girl says "NO"; by golly, she
MEANS it!
8. That girls don't really appreciate being called
"babe" "chiobu" or
"chickababes" or "chicks" in their presence.
9. That it's not the girl's fault if she's not
automatically perfect -
meaning, so what if she's horizontally- challenged?
10. That it's a fact of life that guys mature three
years behind
girls.
11. That most of the time, girls appreciate it when
guys act like
gentlemen - like the opening-of-the-car-doors kind
of thing.
(which affirms my Damsel-in-Distress theory)
12. That certain girls are acutely aware when guys
are teasing each
other about certain girls (especially when those
'certain girls' are
right there).
13. That when guys act like gays (as in joke
around), girls get chills
down their spines even if it's all fake.
14. That the smell of sweat and Polo Sport isn't
exactly considered
"SEXY".
15. That it's really impolite to stare at girls no
matter how sexy or
skinny the girl is (hey, you don't see girls openly
staring at guys!
There is such a word as SUBTLE!)
16. That it doesn't take 2 minutes for a girl to
look beautiful- it
takes a much longer period of time. (Admit it, it's
worth the wait?)
17. That when girls act really bitchy, it's just one
of those
days...like a specific period of time in a month.
18. That when girls don't say anything when they're
with guys, it
doesn't mean that they don't know anything... or
don't LISTEN.
19. That when guys talk, girls listen; and when
girls talk, they expect
the same amount of interest and attention.
20. That if a guy can turn off their emotions like
faucets, well...girls
CAN'T!
21. That when guys say they'll call, they'd better!
(Ugh, still
waiting...)
22. That tardiness doesn't exactly make a good
impression on girls.
23. That it's impossible for girls to go to the
ladies' room alone; they
have to go in little groups. (Now, don't ask why
...they just have to.)
LITTLE CHIT-CHAT HEHEHE....
24. That smoking is tolerable, but continuous smoke
being blown in your
face isn't.
25. That they dig their own graves when they make
insensitive
remarks about girls.
26. That when guys act like complete 'assholes',
girls almost
always end up forgiving them (it's what you call
'compassion' But
forgiveness isn't easy you know, you have to go
through that "down on
bended knees" things.)
27. That maybe it's about time guys write something
about the
things they wish gals knew...
posted by jaded fool @ 11:28 AM
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