rants and ramblings

*disclaimer: i didn't made this... heheheh...got it from the mail. i take no responsibilities what happens to you after reading this. Thankies to gemma and hannah for the mail.

Girl Poem

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any, shopping spree

Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost.

I never forget, an important date.You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies, with lots of gore.

Don't need instant replay, to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.

And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.

In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best.
Would you look at my face, Not at my chest!

I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.
Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick.
I am a WOMAN, Get it, you prick?!