THE SEX AND THE CITY DICTIONARY
Goodie Drawer
Everybody has one. Usually in a bedside table, full of condoms, a
vibrator and massage oil.
Laws of Dating Feng Shui
The ancient Chinese practice with the basic principle that a change
of location will result in a change of luck and dating good fortune.
Trysexual
Someone who will try everything once.
Re-Virginized
The belief that if you don't have sex for a year you can become re-
virginized and frisky.
"Everything But" Girl
A girl who does everything but....
Relationship Rear View Mirror
Relationships may appear closer than they are.
The Sex/Politics Link
Whether you're dating a politician or campaigning for a new partner,
sex and politics are inextricably linked.
Illegal Dumping
When someone rejects you before they get to know you.
Break-up Recovery Solution
It takes half the total time you went out with someone to get over
them.
The Cheating Curve
Someone's definition of what constitutes cheating is in direct
proportion to how much they themselves want to cheat. Also known
as "Quantum Cheating."
A Classic No-Win Situation
If you tell a friend to break-up with her significant other, and she
does, it's your fault. If she doesn't break-up with him, she knows
that you think she should and therefore can never speak to you again.
Co-dependent Coming
Faking orgasm because he's a nice guy and he means well.
Darwinian
If a man is over 30 and single there is something wrong with him.
They're being weeded out from propagating the species.
The Dead Wife Factor
The widower thing is a definite no-no. It doesn't matter how much of
a bitch she was alive, now she's dead and you're the bitch who can't
live up to her.
Deja-fuck
When you're having sex with someone and you realize that you've slept
with them before.
The Grand Gesture
If you break-up with someone and they just disappear from your life
all together, well then, it wasn't meant to be. But, if they make a
powerful declaration of their love, then you really have to
reconsider.
Low-hangers
Balls that hang so low they get in the way.
Manhattan Guy
A genetically mutant strain of single man that feeds on Zabar's and
midnight shows at the Angelika.
The Power Lesbian
Manhattan's latest group to flaunt their disposable income. They seem
to have everything: great shoes, killer eyewear and the secrets to
invisible make-up.
Urban Relationship Myth
Unbelievable fairytales concocted by women to make their love lives
seem less hopeless.
The Vague Gesture
Worse than no gesture at all.
A "WE" Guy
A man who refers to your potential future relationship by using "we"
statements (i.e. "we" can cook, "we" can swim). A man who fakes a
future with you to get what he wants in the present.
posted by jaded fool @ 11:11 AM
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