rants and ramblings

not funny

People seem to mistake me for the mutilated picture in my site. They would always ask me what happened to my picture.. And I would always wonder what picture they are talking about since I don't have a picture here in my site. Then it would hit me, they are talking about Catherine. Well.. It's not funny to be mistaken a girl that you are not. Especially when she is pretty as a goddess…. I chose her to be the model of kulasisi cause she is a cool subject. She is sexy, appealing and irresistible. I enjoy playing with her picture… but mind you, I haven't actually used a whole picture of her. I always use a certain part-- like the lips.. The eyes and the chin. I don't want to be shut down for using celebrities' pictures.

So what do I say when they asked me.. Well I tell them that it's not me. As simple as that. Sometimes I explain, sometimes I don't.. Depending really on my mood. Hmmm.. If I'm in the mood to explain.. I tell them that it's not me and the picture that they see in my site depicts the things that I want… and wasn't not able to get. Hehehehe! Sometimes I tell them I hate the girl so I mutilated her picture leaving the lips, the chin, and that drop-dead gorgeous body. Whereas I, I can only drop dead and not a single person would care. I'm that err.. Passable? Is there such a word, oh what the heck.. I'll just make my own dictionary then. So there, to all you people who wonders if I'm the drop-dead gorgeous in the background-- well.. Sorry kiddo. I'm NOT! And don't blame me for not being as pretty or as sexy as she is cause it's not my fault.. We can't all be Supermodels or Playboy Centerfolds or even look like them. Life is that REAL. Maybe someday when I'm rich as hell.. I would buy those looks. Until then, what you see is what you get.