rants and ramblings

coming out (2 of plenty)

this one is from a blood relation, my own sister. we were texting this morning and had this conversation. i don't know if they're really clueless or playing stupid. i understand that this may somewhat be hard for them to accept, but then-- are they really that stupid? So here.. i'm letting you all know that my family is kinda stupid (haha!, accused me of being unhygienic, and that I am capable of lying (aren't we all??)

me: ay ate, nakalimutan ko kwento sayo, tumawag G sa ofis kahapon. (sin of omission..)

ate: Tapos? nagkita kayo sa gateway?

me: hindi, si kat ang meet ko gateway. (white lie...)

ate: Good. wag mo na sya tanggapin pag bumalik sya.

me: di naman bumabalik. but we're good. (first part true, last part white lie since i'm not good..im actually feeling shitty at this very moment)

ate: we're good , we're good ka jan ha. maya pauto ka na naman jan. I know you mahina ka pagdating jan. di ako adik realistic lang

me: Ano isipin ko? Adik mo. (true)

ate: Bahala ka nga. Malaki ka na.

me: O nga malaki na ako. Di na ako bata. (which is true)

me: Basta we're good. Di naman masama yung tao. (which is true)

ate: Mabait nga sya pero she's not good for you. Iba effect nya sayo.

me: Panong iba effect?

ate: Pumapanget ka, sumsunget, bumabaho at iba pa! (AMP!)

me: bumabaho ka jan! Haha tadu! (which is of course not is NOT TRUE!)

ate: E totoo naman. amuyin mo sarili mo pag may syota kang tmboy. Di ka naliligo hehe.. lesbian ka ba ate?

me: Oo ata. Oi naliligo ako. saka mabango naman ako ah! (Which is true)


then came silence.. oh well.. at least i was able to admit it to her. Haha!

Labels: family, funny