how to kill a relationship
I read an article in yahoo about Six Relationship-Ending Dating Behaviors instead of copying the said article letter by letter, i decided to discuss it in reverse. Ok, if you want your relationship to end immediately, BREAK THE TRUST and do the following:
1. Pry into her/his private info. This includes checking his cellphone all the time, checking the call logs and copying the contact numbers so you have your own list. Demand the passwords of ALL his/her email accounts, Friendster or Myspace so you can check his/her friends out and evaluate possible prospects.
2. Lie. Lie about everything... and then make sure you are caught. That would instantly break your relationship and lose all trust.
3. Spy on your partner. Check the receipts in his/her wallet.. the billing statements from the phone companies and credit cards.. the ATM receipts that he's hiding in those drawers... make sure to jot the places down to know what places he/she frequently visited.
4. Surprise your partner in his meetings, conferences, or office so you can catch him/her in the act. Nothing beats being caught in pari delicto.
5. Ask your good friends to check on your partner... the people that they talk to.. and the people that they have lunch with.
6. Check on your partner every minute.. call.. text.. call..call.. get mad.. call again.. text again.. surprise him/her with 77 missed calls and 80 text messages, demand a reply every minute and telling your partner that he's probably out there cheating on you that's why he/she can't answer the frigging phone.
7. Cheat and get caught.
So there, that's my own annotation of relationship ending behaviors. One way or another-- we are guilty of committing at least one of the things above. Hanep naman kung nagawa mo lahat yan.
REMEMBER, and this I quote:
No matter how much love exists in your relationship, it cannot survive without trust.
Labels: relationships
posted by jaded fool @ 10:49 AM
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